Metrosexual
I was tightly surrounded on the subway train by four young toughs, and I had a cock up my heretofore heterosexual ass. How could this have happened to me?
It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon and my wife, Florence, and I had taken a taxi downtown to Lacey's Department Store. We needed a new bedspread as the old one was getting pretty threadbare.
Upward Mobility
In The Light Of Day
"You are behaving like a spoilt brat, Gareth."
"Am I really? Perhaps I have good grounds," Gareth retaliated as he continued to pace.
"Getting a new Anaesthetist is hardly the end of the world. You managed before Ed and you manage when on shift with the others."
"Managing and working well are two different things entirely, Shirley."
Marcus McManus’s Problem
Let me first introduce myself. My name is Marcus Sinclair McManus. I am twenty-five years old, single and I live in Los Angeles. I work in advertising for a relatively small, but very successful and profitable agency called Sinclair McManus, which I also happen to own. I became the sole owner of this agency, founded by my parents Andrew McManus and Jennifer Sinclair, some three years ago, at the tender age of twenty-two, when both my parents were killed outright in a truly horrible automobile crash.
Was It You?
It Must Be All the Fresh Air
It started with my first job after leaving school, as an assistant gardener-cum-handyman at a local stately house. I was interviewed by a rather handsome man in his fifties called Clive, and we seemed to hit it off right away, and I figured that must have helped me get the job. It seemed the ideal way to get a foothold into the whole gardening/landscaping industry, and after my first couple of days I knew I'd really landed on my feet.
Slug Loving
Sweet Cheeks?!
My Little Secret
I don't even know where to begin. It's such a hard story to tell, and I'm afraid that it doesn't show me in the best light.
I guess I should start by telling you about myself. I'm a happily married man, 47 years old, 6-2, 190 pounds. Maybe not the best looking guy, but I keep myself in shape and I work out every day. Grey hair, blue eyes, nice smile.