It was a surprise when the house across the street posted a FOR SALE sign. I was shocked when a SOLD tag was added the next day. I knew the real estate market was hot, but this was ridiculous. In the middle of consuming left-over meatloaf, my wife interrupted. "Harvey, did you see the house across the street sold?" "Un-uh." A lesson learned from years of marriage - acknowledge nothing in the affirmative. "Don't you notice anything? You never said a word when I got my hair tinted." "I thought that was the whole point. Supposed to look natural, right? Besides, it's dark by the time I get home."