This is a Valentine's Day contest story. Please give me the support of your vote. * What does roses, yellow roses, booze, lots of beer, incestuous sex, sex with mother-in-law and sister-in-law, and pigeons, toy pigeons and real pigeons, have in common? Husband confesses his sexual transgressions and finally apologizes to his wife in hoping for her forgiveness. "Hi Sweets. Happy Valentine's Day," said John giving his wife a loving smile.